Why do I owe you anything?

I’ve mentioned it before but the Bluesky lib term equivalent for solidarity is “building coalitions”. And - of course - that means we vote for who and what the libs want. It makes me bitter but it also makes me laugh.

I’ve tried explaining it to them like “imagine a maga conservative was just like ‘come on bro, just believe what I believe’ without feeling disgusted. That’s how people to your left feel about your liberal project”

Never goes over well

“bitterness” over “FP issues” like a systematic extermination and starvation campaign

I still really like brunch

Isn’t brunch basically what British people call morning tea?

Is the rock this Palestinian kid just threw at me toxically masculine?

Tagline now

So the same liberals that laughed at Trump’s tiny pee pee and how he was le ghey with Satan in the latest south park episode are going to tone police us about gender stereotypes?

Oh cool they’ve taken the most annoying lesson from zionists: double down on identity signifier as shield from all criticism

The Soviet Union had “полдник” instead.

Just call it breakfast before 11 and lunch after 11 — brunch eliminated

I’m here on a 10-12 hour shift while understaffed and you’re wasting perfectly good food,

Something I hate about eating out is when you get perfectly good food, but the order is slightly wrong or your food got cold. Just bring out the toppings or toss it in the microwave for like 60 seconds! I’ll be explaining that I still want the dish as-is, but it needs something fixed for whatever reason. But then they take away my food and go remake the whole thing.

One time I was at a pizza place and they accidentally burnt my pizza. Instead of throwing it out, however, they let me eat it and made a new one. Why is this not standard practice? Why are we always throwing out food? And why do these brunch fucks insist on sending things back all the time when their food is fine? The only times I’ve sent something back is when it was a legit health hazard (like someone else’s hair in my soup) or they added something I’m allergic too. Otherwise I don’t care. That shit’s going in my belly.

It is pretty shocking how toxic some customers can be. I calmly handled a mistake that was much more serious than the trivial annoyances that make them explode.

I once bit into a chunk of plastic that somehow got into some food that I ordered, and while I was unhappy about it I still wrote my complaint to customer service as inoffensively as possible and later calmly presented the plastic to the manager of the restaurant where I ordered my food. I explicitly told him, ‘I’m not enraged. I don’t want you to fire anybody. I just want you to be more careful next time,’ because my guess was that it was purely accidental. (The customer service agent and the manager both compensated me with discounts, which I accepted.)

The only worse thing than brunch customers are the “all day brunch” customers. People who demand brunch meals no matter what time of day.

Oh boy, I sure do love making muesli and french toast 5 minutes before we close after all the morning stuff has been cleaned and put away, meaning I have to stay back an extra half an hour and get to clean everything up again!

I want to ask them exactly how many working classes there are

They want the working class subservient to the “middle class.”

I mean, that literally is how class war has often occurred in human history.

The peasantry and proletariat (working class) rises up with the bourgeoise and beauracracy (the middle class) to overthrow the feudal class (upper class “rich”).

Obviously, I doubt this liberal understands the nuances of class, both in bourgeois revolutions in feudal times or in the modern day where the “middle class” would probably be the educated home owners (they own property, but only to the extent that it reduces how much they are exploited, not that they are exploiters themselves).

And certainly I doubt this liberal is talking about actually abolishing the upper class (big bourgeoise) by nationalising their property!