SchillMenaker [he/him]

Charlie was a Christian hate crime so this one might have some legs.

He has a left wing and a right wing, now let’s see if he can fly

Mohammad killed the entire population of the globe circa 600 CE

I don’t mean to be an asshole but as an American this figure means absolutely nothing to me. I need you to explain it in terms of 9/11’s.

Holy fucking shit, this is 27 dimensional chess. Hear me out.

OpenAI has a deal with Microsoft under which they pay MS 20% of top line revenue from their current products and MS owns the rights to all their models and IP.

However, there is a stipulation that if OpenAI develops some form of AGI, Microsoft has no rights to that product or revenue.

AGI is defined as machine intelligence that can match or surpass human intelligence in all economically viable tasks. Now, we know that LLMs are total dog shit and will never raise themselves up to the current level of human intelligence, but what if instead of raising the bar for machine intelligence we lower the bar for human intelligence.

Enter: Infant YouTube AI slop to slowly make the human race stupid enough to qualify GPT 25 as AGI, thus granting OpenAI and Sam Altman full ownership and profitability. It’s a long play but as we all know the markets can stay irrational for longer than you can stay solvent.

Luigi died for our sins

There was a trend of later Roman emperors getting mercd within a month or two. Let’s get to that phase first before we find out about busts.

I think you mean they gave Robert De Niro real hair in the shape of George Washington’s wig.

Did this model train on Attack on Titan?

Big brain answer? Get a standing desk and like a zero gravity camping chair for whenever you get tired of standing.

Insurance companies love vaccines. They’re so much cheaper than diseases.

🎶 Spiderman, Spiderman🎶

Actually, according to grok, communism is when no food.

I don’t know why but suddenly I feel like I need scissors

I didn’t watch the video, was that the secret ingredient in medieval bread?

Lionel Hutz voice: They got this all screwed up, here.

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree ? !

I’m surprised that this is a precedent that this bunch are willing to set

It’s unsurprising to me that ants will cling together to form bridges but I’m similarly fascinated by the behavior.

I think Awoo’s take is correct

This but broadly

Putin got Bibified if you ask me

Turn the boats into Air Force One