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irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days ago

Socialism is when you put coats in a pile, and people start voting for you

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Socialism is when you put coats in a pile, and people start voting for you

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irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days ago
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  • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Capitalism is when you take $100 from 5 people who worked for it and give $500 to one person who didn’t. This is better and more democratic.

  • PowerLurker [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    alright but lads,…imagine…if socialism was a beer???

    socialism-beer i-cant socialism-beer i-cant

    • regul [any]@hexbear.net
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      m8 you are an absolute ledge!!!

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Milko pours are baller tbh. Like a sweet shot of creamy beer foam for usually $1-$2 in the West or 10¢ in Eastern Europe.

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    Conservatives and describing business-as-usual under capitalism as the horrors they think socialism will bring, name a more iconic duo.

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    So tax billionaires a lot and give it away to win elections? Sounds good to me!

    • MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Hey Billionaires, I know of one way to “cut” your taxes permanently

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    porky-scared-flipped: “I can excuse environmental destruction, cartelization, the whole jakarta method, nazi collaboration, and sending the CIA to sic anyone who disagrees with me…but I draw the line at STEALING!”

    Just like how y’all support the leopards eating people’s faces party: the thief won’t steal MY $100!

  • lil_tank [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Holy shit America has 84.4% unemployment

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    They always use weird horse-faced pictures of AOC and they badly want to fuck her. What does it say that they’re using this GQ cover photo of Zoltan?

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      They haven’t found any unflattering pictures of him yet

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        I don’t think they ever will, he’s so photogenic. The photos will still look good on his bad days, they’ll just have a different energy.

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      It should be unsurprising that they relate to a woman being attractive and a man being attractive in completely different ways.

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        Being a raging misogynist is something of a prerequisite for being a conservative

      • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        It’s unsurprising to me that ants will cling together to form bridges but I’m similarly fascinated by the behavior.

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    Waaah I earned it you didn’t waaah

    Baby brained nonsense

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    Spelling impaired conservative vet

  • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    stalin-approval

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