Also one of the “girls team” players has come out about what a nightmare this competition was, someone needs to do something about Mr Beast the evil creepy fuck
I refuse to watch or link to the actual video
When gamers use “Civilisation” to mean roleplaying as a medieval kingdom that does war stuff
It’s 2025 and we’re still doing the “girl is when pink and pretty and boy is when war and blue” shit? Fucking hell. I swear this year has regressed to 2010 mindset. I feel like I’m losing my mind. I thought we as a society had moved past this teen-brained clique stuff.
/dort_owl is crashing out again, please stand by
Pink used to be a manly color until the pinko wo®kers stole it 😔
Striking another tally on the ‘everyone is 12’ chart
we need to regress to the 40’s before the colours switched
/s
It feels more like the 30s than the 40s these days
He smiles like a chimp trying to establish dominance
And this is only one of the 2-dozen variations some LLM or underpaid designer will have produced to A/B test for weeks on end to extract maximum returns on viewer retention.
Of course that dipshit would find a unique way to ruin what was an actually decent series of collective simulation games centered around Minecraft
Where all the other Minecraft simulations incentivized cooperation and collective story building, this capitalist-minded freak wants “competition” without rail guards or organization, because he thinks that shit produces drama and content
That’s one of the main reasons I despise capitalists so much, they see something cool, unique and human and twist it into a cheap cash grab, the human version of a pigeon who shits on a gameboard, half out of spite and half out of greed
Mr Beast is a dogshit game-show designer, his “Beast Games” had the dumbest, most incoherent ruleset I’ve ever seen in any TV, and the bar is low
Most of the games were just asking people to go home, sometimes for money.
pigeons are very kind and sweet animals, and many that you see are feral and used to belong to people. that’s just a capitalist you’re talking about
Seagulls would definitely be capitalists if they were people though (I love seagulls, they’re like a rowdy group of punk kids, but they are mean)
Saw one kill and eat a pigeon once actually
I don’t know how you can see a thumbnail with those dead, soulless eyes plastered on it and think “yeah, I wanna both watch this and buy a very poor quality chocolate bar from this ruthless capitalist making bottom of the barrel content”
Like he is basically morally equivalent to the guy that made bumfights except he realized that being slightly more family friendly would make it actually marketable outside of “shocking dvd you won’t believe exists”. “I challenge poor people to do wild shit for money in such conditions that I was sued for exploitation multiple times” is one step removed from “I literally recorded myself giving homeless people cash to fistfight for my amusement”
his fake ass smile never quite reaches his eyes, creepy motherfucker
I think they have a Mario 3 type roulette where his forehead, eyes, and
Are randomly generated for each event.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Mr. Beast’s next production should be a timelapse video where he dies of thirst in a cage and decomposes to a skeleton.
finally a wholesome Mr Beast video
Is he leaning into how creepy his smile is? I have a hard time believing he’s not aware of how unsettling it is at this point.
He’s said in interviews that it’s intentional. He A/B tests every part of his public persona for maximum algorithmic performance
It’s good for the algorithm so he’ll continue doing it. The way to stop this would be to change the algorithm.
Mr Beast is a monster wearing an ill-fitting flesh suit
so a Mr Beast?
Mark of the Mr beaat
‘simulate civilization’
why even have gendered stuff anyway, the best Minecraft civsims I’ve watched start scattered and kn different biomes as they form like nations or orgs… I don’t remember the YTber for it but its super cool to see different people act in the metacontext of having to form civilizations and coordinate… though, it really depends on the organizers to make it good, as we see from Beast here…
The why is for the purpose of doing misogyny
Whats really sad is not so much them being harassed and abused online, but they are more scared of losing their parasocial relationshit to Mr. Artificial.
I feel like every time Mr Beast takes a thumbnail image, another sliver of his soul is taken away.
I don’t believe in an antichrist, but two primary candidates to be antichrist are Mr. Beast and Peter Thiel.
that’s the skin of gamingwithjen but with a different facr
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