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I straight-up do not believe this, he’s that much of an attention seeking freak
He’s going to say he was cured by God or some right-wing magic cult he believes in
He’s gonna say he erotically hypnotized it into submission.
I hope he gets harassed about it constantly. “When are you gonna drop dead dude? You said you were gonna get dead months ago. You wouldn’t have lied about it, would you?”
nah fuck him, I hope people ignore this shit
maybe he can hypnotise the cancer away
It’s like death note but someone is giving people prostate cancer
Who’s next?
Cum
ate too many dilberitos
https://xcancel.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1924477866915315722
People recommending Ivermectin as a cancer treatment in earnest in the comments. Beyond parody.
I love it when people take a really tenuous correlation and inflate it to “x cures y” (I don’t actually love it).
Ivermectin cures all!
Put a pinch between your cheek and gum.Put a pinch between your cheek and prostate.
Can we invent a cancer that only hurts terrible people
Are we sure it isn’t the based Havana Syndrome Ass Cancer Ray at work already
2 cakes? Alright, not what I was expecting but I’ll take it
Damn, a two for one cancer deal on ghouls?!
lmao die binch
Cmon prostate cancer, do a trifecta with Trump too
Knowing our luck it will be more like "Trump was bitten by a Chihuahua on Sunday afternoon, taking the attack personally he declared all Mexican citizens to be enemy combatants to be deported immediately.
On medical examination of the wound the Chihuahua bite appears to have extended Trump’s lifespan by at least another 12 decades. Scientists would be confused by this, but the Trump administration already executed all of them."
All the experimental medicine they pump us presidents to keep them alive will keep him going like the emperor in Warhammer. Covid couldn’t take down such am unhealthy person, I doubt cancer will.
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Lol.
Lmao, even
Lets goo comrade JDPONCancer strikes again
Of course - this could be bullshit. The Daily Mail was the only site with an article.
I edited it a tiny bit for clarlity.
Dilbert creator Scott Adams has revealed that he is suffering from the same aggressive form of prostate cancer as Joe Biden. Adams announced the shock diagnosis in a Rumble stream on Monday that, like Biden, he has prostate cancer “that has also spread to my bones.” The comic strip icon heartbreakingly revealed that doctors have told him he does not have long to live, and he “expects to be checking out sometime this summer.”
Adams had kept his cancer battle quiet, and although he did not say when he was diagnosed with the disease, he said he has “had it longer than (Biden) has had it. Well, longer than he’s admitted to having it.”
I have cancer too, worse cancer and for longer!It could be some kind of scam. A month or so from now he could say “I cured myself of my fatal cancer with DilbertMeds™. And here’s how you can buy them…”
I do like “checking out” as a euphemism for dying, gonna start using that one
I like to say people who are dying are “on their way out”.
Y’know, sometimes I really resent the planet being turned into a toxic hellscape with all aspects becoming inimical to life as we know it. Recently though…
