Knowing our luck it will be more like "Trump was bitten by a Chihuahua on Sunday afternoon, taking the attack personally he declared all Mexican citizens to be enemy combatants to be deported immediately.
On medical examination of the wound the Chihuahua bite appears to have extended Trump’s lifespan by at least another 12 decades. Scientists would be confused by this, but the Trump administration already executed all of them."
All the experimental medicine they pump us presidents to keep them alive will keep him going like the emperor in Warhammer. Covid couldn’t take down such am unhealthy person, I doubt cancer will.
Cmon prostate cancer, do a trifecta with Trump too
Knowing our luck it will be more like "Trump was bitten by a Chihuahua on Sunday afternoon, taking the attack personally he declared all Mexican citizens to be enemy combatants to be deported immediately.
On medical examination of the wound the Chihuahua bite appears to have extended Trump’s lifespan by at least another 12 decades. Scientists would be confused by this, but the Trump administration already executed all of them."
All the experimental medicine they pump us presidents to keep them alive will keep him going like the emperor in Warhammer. Covid couldn’t take down such am unhealthy person, I doubt cancer will.
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