Knowing our luck it will be more like "Trump was bitten by a Chihuahua on Sunday afternoon, taking the attack personally he declared all Mexican citizens to be enemy combatants to be deported immediately.
On medical examination of the wound the Chihuahua bite appears to have extended Trump’s lifespan by at least another 12 decades. Scientists would be confused by this, but the Trump administration already executed all of them."
Knowing our luck it will be more like "Trump was bitten by a Chihuahua on Sunday afternoon, taking the attack personally he declared all Mexican citizens to be enemy combatants to be deported immediately.
On medical examination of the wound the Chihuahua bite appears to have extended Trump’s lifespan by at least another 12 decades. Scientists would be confused by this, but the Trump administration already executed all of them."