CarbonConscious [he/him]

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Cake day: September 15th, 2023

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  • This was my number one go-to track for Audiosurf back in the day. The way the tempo changes just gives it a great roller-coaster feel, and the beats map with their track detection stuff just so good.

    Incidentally, Tropicana was my go-to nap Loop track. Something about it felt like sleeping on a hammock in a construction site, not sure why that was so relaxing.

    Only band shirt I’ve ever bought without seeing them in concert.



  • I got tricked into buying the software version of the one about colonial era ships, because the person working the book fair told me you could launch cannon balls and blow up the dude in the toilet, like it was some kinda wacky action game, and I was a wacky little action dude at the time so of course I had to check that out.

    Turns out it was closer to Encarta but without the Mind Maze part. The guy blowing up was a tiny little animation, and you could not, in fact, fire the cannon at all. Something something disappointment immeasurable etc.





  • To be fair, it was a much more effective electoral strategy than the follow-up:

    we’re not going to do shit if you vote for us!

    actually, doing nothing would be way better than what we were planning, not to mention way harder to buck our lobbyists that want us to do the terrible things, so we’re going to fuck things up pretty bad if you vote for us. but the other guy might fuck things up slightly more, and it’s your fault either way! but we won’t do anything to stop it, because that’s too hard/we don’t care, good luck fuck you!"