Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Dog
We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
Hahaha if you know, you know.
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, “Where’s My Pussy!” and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
Meowssolini
Slartibartfast. Slart or Slarty for short
That’s a fantastic name
The mice don’t agree.
Fido
Sextoy.
You’ll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
My cat Chili could relate.
Pubert
Cromulent fuckcrustable
The name that you chose - the cat doesn’t care anyway.
Cat
Global Thermal Nuclear War
Rat
