you can guarantee that at least one time travel willeth have ridden a dinosaur at some point

I mean he disappears for a few days after and seems good afterwards before vanishing forever, so chances are you were there and you intervened

Ah yeah, spa treatments work wonders. I often wonder what path Hitler would have taken if he had a decent steam room, instead of all those amphetamines he was taking…

“what would you do if your basic needs were met?”
“chill the fuck out”

seems like a solid answer to me

Right? Where all our words came from - historians would have a field day

Or 1337?

Put on fake ears and paint yourself green

Man, Gandalf said you were cool!

Well, a little bit better than Vogon poetry at least