This is the most unrealistic lesbian bar I’ve ever seen. Too many people are talking and interacting instead of sitting silently wistfully staring at each other across the bar waiting for literally anyone to make the first move. Also not enough gay dudes trying to turn it into a gay bar instead
I was about to say, as a straight male patron of many a lesbian bar (because they are usually cheap dives), and the facilitator of at least three relationships through the process of ‘being sociable’, this is less of a ‘how lesbian bars are’ and more of a ‘how lesbians wish lesbian bars were’. Maybe I’m just not going to the correct lesbian bars.
You are also missing the straight women who have mistaken it for a gay bar.
not enough gay dudes trying to turn it into a gay bar instead
real
Dance proud, fuck safe, but absolutely
. Keep your fluids to yourselves, citizens 
Queers are allowed to fuck volcel police is queer erasure
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Move aside Beanis, it’s Lesbean month!
