I was about to say, as a straight male patron of many a lesbian bar (because they are usually cheap dives), and the facilitator of at least three relationships through the process of ‘being sociable’, this is less of a ‘how lesbian bars are’ and more of a ‘how lesbians wish lesbian bars were’. Maybe I’m just not going to the correct lesbian bars.

You are also missing the straight women who have mistaken it for a gay bar.