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Nvidia Says It’s Not Enron in Private Memo Refuting Accounting Questions
My ‘I’m not Enron’ shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Darn, and I thought I was original.
Me on my way to make the same joke.
Gotta be faster kiddo
I worked in the warehouse of a big national ceramic tile distributor that would hold monthly meetings with the entire company and discuss the profits and losses. Was kinda interesting to see as a lowly box pusher.
Even then, if someone had said “we’re not enron” during a meeting my ass would be touching up the resume
Damn, I’m starting to think they’re Enron
Least suspicious headline of all time.
Only because Arthur Anderson isn’t their auditors
Fun fact, I work with a guy who used to be a tax-advisor in Arthur Andersen. He left the firm in the late 90s, which means he managed to get out right before the whole shitshow came crashing down circa 2002. The guy I work with never worked for the American branch (main branch of the company). He worked for the danish subsidiary, which was apparently mostly advising the early IT-startups in Denmark back then.
I transferred from Arthur Andersen to Andersen consulting 1 week before they broke away.
“Listen, baby, we don’t need to use a condom. I’m not Enron.”
Nyoron~
nronal networks, the foundation of our economy
you know who else isn’t enron? me
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