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Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 2 months ago

Tel-aviv man eaten by shark species thought to be harmless off the coast of Palestine

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Tel-aviv man eaten by shark species thought to be harmless off the coast of Palestine

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Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 2 months ago
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  • culpritus [any]@hexbear.net
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    The dusky sharks tend to linger even into the winter, as the locals tend to both feed them and provide ample waste for them to munch on when prey is sparse.

    It’s not uncommon for the sharks to approach divers in search of snacks. An increasingly competitive food environment could’ve pushed the shiver that attacked Tzach to grow frustrated if he didn’t offer any handouts, scientists wrote.

    amerikkka isntrael

    • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Stingy fucker forgot to pay his shark tax

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      In other places there are dive companies that have their customers hand feed dangerous sharks like tiger sharks. It’s crazy but the companies like it because it gets them a lot more money. And there’s no shortage of customers who lack common sense.

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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      Shark: “Snacks pls”

      Isn’treali: “Lift yourself by your, uh, bootstraps, fish”

      Shark: chomp

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    finally, some good fucking news

    • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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  • the rizzler@lemmygrad.ml
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    thought to be harmless

    what’s the harm

    • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      We thought it was only harmless, turns out it’s actively helpful!

    • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      it’s a typo. it’s actually haramless.

  • ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net
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    The headline again:

    BREAKING: WOKE sleeper agent shark allegedly downs IDF terrorist

  • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    He thought the sharks were Hamasless. He thought wrong. sicko-orca

    • musicpostingonly [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      hyuk

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netOP
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    inshallah God works in mysterious ways.

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I thought this happened before and we got a slammer post out of it

    • adultswim_antifa [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Good things come in pairs

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netOP
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      Yeah could be the same guy, it said it happened in April but there’s some new articles about it the past few days.

  • Weedian [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    sharks are hamas

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Sweet Poseidon, sweet Poseidon, send your child unto me, for the sins of the yatch owners and Zionists must be baptized in blood and fear

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    full support to comrade hamas shark

  • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Shark species still hasn’t caused any harm

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    and he tried in vain to push the advancing predators away with his GoPro stick.

    Fuck this line bangs

    • musicpostingonly [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Lady Gaga’s new hit song GoPro Stick

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    I nominate Comrade Shark for General Secretary of Hexbear

  • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hope the shark doesn’t have indigestion or something

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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    Comrade blahaj 07

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