I’m currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it’d help if I had a competitive offer.
I’m sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It’s hard
It’s hard
Sounds like you’re doing a good job though. They’re lucky to have a hard representative like you.
The penguin communist party.
Cute cute cute cute cute!
Glory to the PCP!
I normally don’t like AI stuff but this guy uses AI tools to make fun videos and you might like his Democratic Penguin’s Republic series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ8qGOe2K0o
Shit how can I be down?
Go to your local penguin communist party in antarctica and ask them about the human communism encouragement program.
I’m paid by
to post inflammatory shit to make leftists look bad, but everyone here loves what I have to sayI read your username with Cock in it several times before I realized it says cop.
Ben & Jerries. I’m not a real believer though, I’m only in it for the compensation in product. Tubs and tubs of ice cream.
I work in the warehouse for Antifa Co. Hillary Clinton and Obama sign my checks!
Thanks Obama!
The USSR shadow government. The collapse of the USSR was a false flag and the real USSR has been in charge behind the scenes the whole time.
Same
The sorosbucks seem to be drying up lately. All these abortions aren’t going to pay for themselves, I might have to go paint a few crosswalks with rainbows to make up the difference
My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money.
MY small housing org mostly has bake sales at art markets and makes
eyes when we explain our work in hopes of an added donation.Marijuana
I’m actually funding the shadowy leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas
How does someone get funded by your cabal?
Sorry, guess I’m scabbing on you all because nobody pays me, I just do it for the love of the game.
I did, long ago, dream of exiting the rat race so I could fulfill my dream of being a left-wing demagogue getting paid to spit fire in the faces of the powerful. Alas, I had no idea how to get started, then I read something by Nathan J. Robinson, the most prolific socdem essayist ever, where he said all his work gets him about $15K in profit a year, and I concluded that my dream would not come to pass. Man is at least 10x more prolific than I could be, writes less confrontational and therefore more accessible and publishable stuff, and is the editor and owner of a magazine. All for not enough to live on in any big city? Shit, the problem is that the left is the side of the people who don’t have money. Only way to make a good living doing politics is to work for the right wing which I obviously couldn’t so because while I may be a spineless cuttlefish, I still have a hard aragonite core that cannot bend and betray my principles.
You could definitely make money as a centrist. It makes alot of cents if you think about it.
lol, punny on two levels, I like it ;)
Centrists wouldn’t like me, I’ve been told I’m “not boring” so there goes any hope of a centrist grifter career
Still haven’t gotten my first check in the mail so when you figure out how to put in your information with them please tell me
Still waiting on the job offer from the DPRK for all the free propaganda I’ve written for them.
The adrestian empire
