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Tychoxii [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days ago

Microsoft CEO consoles employees by saying recent layoffs are down to 'the enigma of success in an industry that has no franchise value'

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Microsoft CEO consoles employees by saying recent layoffs are down to 'the enigma of success in an industry that has no franchise value'

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Tychoxii [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days ago
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  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? «Xanax laugh»

    The enigma of success in an industry that has no franchise value in which you live and what came before you.

  • Comrade_Mushroom [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    enigma nuts

    • revolut1917 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      lol

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    Someone from the magical pixie death machine of kkkapitalism explain to me what the fuck that even means

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      M$ wants more profit with less people.

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        same-as-it-ever-was

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      The horizons of our enigmas are the synergies that shape the initiatives of tomorrow

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        papyrus-oh-no

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      “Start your own businesses, poors! I’m too eepy to put you to work.”

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    Big tech CEO’s deserve a special kind of hell

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      🎶 There will be no punishment eternal
      For the greedy parasite,
      Unless we build our own inferno
      To extract what’s ours by right. 🎶

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        deleted by creator

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      I don’t care what version of the afterlife they end up in as long as they get there as soon as possible.

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    ‘the enigma of success in an industry that has no franchise value’

    Motherfucker what does that mean? You’re bad at branding? Your perception as an industry positive is low among consumers because of your hostile stance toward your own customers? That’s because the things that make you the most money and secure your future involve dicking people over. So you have no incentive to change. Is this what you’re saying? So no matter how good you do it’s still bad for your franchise so you must commence layoffs to push even more profit? That about cover it?

    Regardless, I’m so glad capitalism has decided that these subsequent layoffs are no-one’s fault.

    luigi-dance

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    Ghoul shit.

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    down to ‘the enigma of success in an industry that has no franchise value’

    And I feel like I’M the second coming of BMF. What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

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    I read the article and the gist of the word salad nonsense nadia or whatever is saying is that they laid off employees cause they think they will replace them with AI.

    That and they don’t care about the cancelled projects because those probably aren’t expected to bring in money.

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    Apparently LLMs love to use “enigma” (and pedophiles, i guess) and he’s an AI addict, so take your pick on whether you think he even wrote that message (and who he’s fucking when it’s not the employees).

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      Apparently LLMs love to use “enigma”

      picard-annoyed “tapestry” is definitely an AI word

      Not realy sure this AI detector shit is that easy and that is why AI sucks so much too IMO.

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        A Reddit link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on alternative frontends that protect your privacy.

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    Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

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    Installing Linux is the enigma of franchise value. shrux

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    Where my Luigis at?

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