DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]

Penis Dudes.

Getting my home invaded in 2035 by Lt. Brick Scoutly for not drinking my loyalty coca-cola filled with extra worm eggs and horse vitamins as issued by Lord King Nurgle Kennedy and the ramen-noodle mess of worms piloting his brain.

The haka could have “initimidated” other lawmakers, the committee ruled,

“b-b-b they were being mean to us!”

Dems will instantly circle the wagons when Iran eventually blows it out of the sky and we’ll get clips of AOC crying at his funeral.