When I was in school, not in the UK, it was some admin person who charged our account before we even got in the lunch line.

The Minneapolis to Duluth expansion is all but dead in the water.

This dude looks like a character from Oblivion.

“I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

Argentina would be way more funny.

Welcome to burger land.

They’re everywhere over here. It’s an inescapable aspect of life at least visually. Unless you never leave your home. Constant commercials too if you allow ads into your life. Which most people do unless they’re above average with tech. I’ll admit I’ll get an egg sandwich and a black coffee from there every once in a while. Their dinner menu is disgusting tho and completely overpriced these days.

Yeah I guess it’s better to be safe than sorry.

Sirens were going off near my place the other day. Went outside and it was a little stormy but I could see blue skies and sunshine. No wind and hardly any rain. I don’t understand how this storm warning stuff works anymore. Doesn’t seem to make any sense. Like the boy crying wolf. It wasn’t a test either there were legit storms a few miles away.

Democrats would rather lose elections than win. It’s way more lucrative.

“Sign in to confirm your age”

No, I don’t think I will. Thank you.

“I can fix Lonestar.”

It’s because the businesses were fucking over other businesses. It’s very legal and very cool to fuck common people.