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MEMO: OFFICE OF ALLYSHIP STANDARDS

Effective 6/10/25:

• Straight couples must secure a “Temporary Hetero Permit” (THP) for public handholding.
• Permits require 3 notarized letters of support from trans neighbors (FORM T-9).

FORMAL NOTICE: FLAG CODE REVISION

Per STATUTE PRIDE-7: Failure to display rainbow flags on primary domicile results in:
1st offense: Community service (bedazzling city buses).
2nd offense: Mandatory karaoke to Cher’s entire discography (Enforcement via Firearm)

All Funding secured via “Straight Tears” tax (CODE: ST-2025).