

5·
5 days ago- Take a normal shower curtain and have at it with a long kitchen knife. The knife cuts won’t let very much water through so it will still be effective as a shower curtain.
- Take a stray can of red paint and spray be a few two or three long strokes across it.
- Only attach the rings of one end to the shower rail up to one half at most. Break the remaining rings and leave them on the bathroom floor.
The only effective way is to find a spouse or partner who actually cares about you.
(now single) Old fart here.
Otherwise this is my current one (they’re all about 4/10 IMHO): Exfoliating Back Scrubber for… https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C1YZDFFM or something similar