Terminator 2 is probably the easiest answer.

Wait… we’re prosecuting members of the Trump administration for keeping top secret documents illegally? That’s rich.

Today I learned my 50-something ass is a teenager.

I’d be up for playing! Thanks!

Sure, remind every lawmaker who this guy really was every year on George Floyd’s birthday.

It’s kinda rich that the current GOP — which owes everything it has spawned in the past 10 years to the darkest corners of Internet forums and chatrooms — is now warning folks that the internet is a cancer. Like, no shit! It gave us the current state of our government .

Maybe they should scream less about what got them here and spend more time releasing the goddamn Epstein files.

Until all the bad news comes in at once after 12 months of unchecked insider trading. This is how fraud happens, and with 34 felony convictions for it, Donnie knows exactly how fraud happens.

The idea of data security just wasn’t a thing until very recently.

Credit cards sales were recorded using ink imprints of the cards’ raised numbers, and the “duplicate paper” was then discarded with little thought into the trash. Phone books listed names and addresses of anyone who didn’t pay extra to have them omitted (very few people bothered). Checks (the things you wrote and handed out to ANYONE from the phone company to the paperboy) usually included social security numbers, and most universities also used Social Security Numbers as student ID numbers and required them to be printed on just about everything until well into the 90s. Simpler times.

I dunno, I do actually miss all the days that happened before that one in 2015 when Dumpfuck rode his yellow metal escalator down to the lobby to yell about brown people.