You mean glam butterflies

I don’t see any cooling, it’s going to catch fire once you put the pedal to the metal

I prefer never needing to plan anything

So, you’re telling me that this plant…
puts sunglasses
Went on a high trip.

Whenever something bad happens to France, I remember how they managed to fuck up Haiti after they got their independence, then I stop feeling any sympathy for the french

Me no get it

The obvious use of the peasant railgun is instant delivery. Gonna start my new enterprise, pFood, coming at you within 1 turn or your money back!

Why does it look like they have like 15 sets of teeth, even though it’s only 4?

You just need access to “Suggestion” spell for easy win on so many situations the DM will start raging real soon.

That said, can I be a dragon, then?

I, too, like to commit crimes

Procrastinating Egg Sandwich

NANOBLESSINGS, SON!

I have a simple flowchart to determine what is or isn’t a veggie:

> Can I eat it? -> Yes -> Does it come from an animal? -> No = Vegetable

Back when reddit banned 3rd party apps, I just left. My account is still there, once in a while I check something on reddit instead of lemmy due to number of people.

Despite having some good karma and many years, I never felt like reddit “had” anything I’d miss by leaving. You know the “just go outside and touch grass” thing? Literally just leave the place for a week, uninstall any apps, block the site on /etc/hosts, make it enough of an annoyance to sidestep your own blocks and it’ll help you.

Either warlock or wizard for me. My brother qualifies for druid and monk, but i’m sure he’d go for fighter just to beat the DM

Aim for the ground, if you miss that, just give up

Sounds perfect for getting an endlessly growing list of sidequests

I guess russianGPT is still bad at writing articles in english

See, that’s what I’m talking about, there are real images that could’ve been used in the OP, not old 3D renders