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Distracted Banana
As it happens, that was Tiger Woods’ secondary excuse 😉
Easily-Startled Lettuce
(this tells you far too much about me)
Yogurt Dysfunction
Paralysis Bolgnese
Welp I’ve been to much internet today.
Suicide scramble actually sounds fucking badass, so I’ll take it.
Fatigued Cheese
I like your derby horse on pizza 😁
Pica booger
this joke deserved more
Autistic Almond
Fern Brady’s stripper name 😁
Executive Dysfunction chowder
Distracted meatball
Anxious Turkey Wrap
Depressed drunken noodles… Sigh.
Sad Bacon
Hungover Hard Boiled Egg
PTSD Pizza?
