Literally the “Hurr durr plants have feelings! Epic troll!” fallacy.

For someone that hates animals and wants to see them suffer so badly, carnists tend to be quite the sheep.

vegans: animals have wants and needs

carnists: but what if APPLES had wants and needs? that’s why I am going to throw these live chicks into a grinder

We have violated the NAP with the apple tree and stolen its fruit.

It sure is wild how all those apple orchards popped into existence because animals pooped the seeds in nice neat rows over vast acreage. So much so, that we have a near perpetual abundance of apples

Consider: eating an Apple doesn’t benefit the tree 🤔 ergo I am going to terrorise and eat a pig.

Checkmate canines lions protein crop deaths no take backsies.

The plant does not want anything, it does not have a nervous system. Evolution does not want anything either, it is name given to a self-evident tendency of things that are good at making more of itself making more of itself(I know it’s a bit more complicated but the point is, it can’t want anything).

People will see an actual animal that has thoughts and feelings and a tree that does not and will equate them, absolute insanity.

Vegans don’t plant the seeds of every plant they eat.

Therefore it’s ok to kill animals.

All right everyone wrap it up.

So, it’s basically the “WHAt abOUt PLAntS tho???” fallacy taken to the most deeply unserious extreme possible? Go figure.

Consider: I find the seeds tasty so I om nom them like God intended and I’m returning to tradition by exclusively shitting in the woods

I’m johnny apple-seed, and I say apples have feelings too! 🤣