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Samson dies doing this, so go ahead, bud
Think of how much stronger Samson would be if he were addicted to Ketamine and spent all day being bad at video games
What kind of Elden Ring build would Samson have?
Pure STR
Unreasonably so
Do it, Elon. Bring the government crashing down. Everyone will love and respect you and laugh at your jokes and your children will talk to you again. C’mon, do it
You warned me and I still wasn’t ready for the cringe
How can someone agree with this, and claim they love America? The government structure is one of the main tenants of America. What do you enjoy about this country if not that?
cops, soldiers, nascar, beer, and cheeseburgers with hotdogs on them.
this emoji is not horny. it’s resting BP is 280/110.
If the government isn’t letting me enslave my fellow man it’s not my government! After all that’s what the founding fathers wanted!
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All of that existed before America and will exist after it is gone
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sucks that half of those have a yellow filter that really mutes their vibrancy and grandeur
Babylon Bee can’t hire an artist.
Are we gonna get Jan 6 2.0 but even dumber and funnier
Jan 6th but they split into pro-Trump and anti-Trump and they all just kill each other on the white house lawn would be pretty cool imo.
I want to make the popcorn if they do this
A bunch of techbros storm congress and are shocked when it doesn’t turn out like they practiced in their HOI4 game.
Is this like how God helped Trump get elected so he could destroy the US. 🤔
Anyone that writes like that and not immediately delete it and instead press the post button needs to be sent to an education/labour camp.
I thought BabylonBee liked Trump? Or is this one of those weird right wing conspiracy things, where they think the President of the US and the richest man in the world are somehow teaming up in secret to destroy the Powers that Be? Rather than, you know, literally being them.
They believe that, yes.
This, but it’s the scene from Gambo Thrones where Jamie and Cersi Lannister die in the rubble
