But this isn’t Coca-Cola, it’s Hamas.
THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT ENTIRE PARAGRAPH? IT’S YOUR ANALOGY, NO ONE MADE YOU WRITE THIS! WHY INCLUDE IT IF IT WASN’T RELEVANT?
The boat glided across the lake in exactly the same way a bowling ball didn’t ahh analogy
The original “The ships hung in the sky much in the same way bricks don’t” from Adam is absolutely brilliant prose. But it’s succinct and doesn’t meander about for about 4 sentences.
Imagine five army divisions funded by Coca-Cola were in South America set about destroying the unionised workforce-
Shit, sorry, I got the analogy the wrong way around
imagine if Israel invaded Atlana and killed hundreds of thousands of people half of them children to get at around 10k adults
hang on this person’s cooking, although Coca Cola has funded death squads which is worse than anything Hamas has ever done so it’s not quite perfect.
Imagine you drone-strike Colonel Sanders for his secret herbs and spices. You acquire the spices but realize that you were just looking for an excuse to commit war crimes
imagine a school shooting inside a mcdonalds, that’s what happens every time an idf soldier is shot in Gaza!
Israel had decided to destroy Coca-Cola as an organization.
How do I get the Hamas secret
You have to look inside the tunnels. 
11 factions and spices.
So the Zionists are committing genocide to get and/or destroy the secret Hamas recipe?
And even then the analogy is dogshit. The coca cola recipe is an extremely valuable trade secret, don’t you think they have backups in multiple locations? Especially if some murderous nazi milita set out to destroy it by physically carpet bombing Atlanta?
Everyone would still say “wtf does Coca Cola have to do with chunks of Jordan, Lebanon, Syria”
Imagine if Israel funded Coca-Cola in the mid 80s to fight against Pepsi.
Don’t give me what ever the fuck that editing team was smoking.
I would like to see the video of them figuring out how to beat around being too on the nose with genocide.Never mind if this would work for Hamas, this absolutely would not work for Coca-cola. The article is like “yeah, of course Israel would succeed in irretrievably destroying the secret of Coca-cola by bombing Atlanta for two years” and they quite simply wouldn’t. I don’t know if this makes the analogy better or even worse.
Coca-Cola is back in the veins of Saigon
And Rambo too, he’s got a dope pair of Nikes on
Godzilla, pure mothafuckin’ filler
To keep ya eyes off the real killer
I think if Israel did all that that’d be pretty fucked up
