slop better be good tonight
A NEW BREED OF SHOOTER (overwatch clone)
Yeah but does overwatch have horses? checkmate atheists
Was it Battleborn that had horses? I can’t remember. One of the clones had mounts.
paladins
Team Fortress 3?
wtf is wuthering waves and why do we need to shut down game development until we can figure out wtf is going on with gacha games
China Stans SHOCKED when confronted with the terrible truth of Chinese Gooner Game Devs

strong china soft power but you have to appeal to the gooners
Genshin Impact but… different? IDK how to describe WuWa that isn’t in the context of the company that made it, the previous games (like PGR, and Genshin Impact) and the differences between ‘gacha games’ that doesn’t sound gacha-rotted to an average person, but it’s supposed to be more ‘generous’, and high graphic compared to Genshin.
Gacha games are just popular because of the time sink and habitual ‘dailies’ routines when playing games and living the 9 to 5 life, also gambling surges your dopamine lol
It’s so fucking weird how it’s called the Game Awards and they speedrun through the actual awards now. I’m imagining if the Oscars were like this and it’s mostly just ads and awful skits and then they go “yeah, best foreign film is ____. Back to the ads.”
The Oscars aren’t like that?
they are, but there’s a clear delineation between what’s an ad and what is award show stuff… this is just a hot mess of constant ads mixed with a blurb of 3 awards won by whatever the fuck games you’ve never even heard of before
Unironically star wars racing game looks more promising than old republic
it has a much greater chance of actually coming out at least
yeah, that could be fun. probably gonna be the best star wars game in 20 years, which is saying absolutely nothing at all
IDK Empire at War was a great strategy game (early 2006, barely fits the requirement) and I know The Old Republic scratches the WoW itch for many of my friends. I also had a ton of fun in the original Battlefront/II.
Funny you mention that. People who said Total Warhammer 40k couldnt be done look no further then Empire At War. Replace the planetary combat with Dawn of War 1 and you have a game I would play for 10.000 hours. (Just as an example)
The guys who are doing 40k did Halo Wars 2, and are a Creative Assembly studio. There’s an even more recent example.
Big Ups to No Man’s Sky for best ongoing support. long deserved.
literally resurrecting the corpse of one of the most famous flop launches with 10 years of completely free support and sustained by game copy sales and merch alone.
kojima boutta decapitate geoff on stage for giving all the awards to expedition 33
Aight. New Divinity (from Larian folx behind Baldurs Gate 3)
A MILLION SPACE MARINE DLCS UPON THE STEAM MARKETPLACE
Holy shit possibly interesting Star Wars games and total warhammer 40k? Faith in gaming restored, send me to the gulag

I am still getting excited for Star Wars games in 2025

this time for sureWhat is Clair obscure
Geoff visibly forcing himself to spit out that slop-speech about Fortnite.
every time i catch bits of the game awards i feel like i’m watching geoff’s soul slowly die

he just wants to talk to kojima but the judges keep voting for the Fr*nch
“its the times we live in”
Geoff just faking everyone out with the intros that keep sounding like HL3
worst geoffslop of all time it’s got me negatively polarized against a good game

Just building up my meter

aint no way some of yall thought half life 3 was even a possibility. surely you jest
no, that’s getting announced tomorrow.

They’ll probably save the Half Life 3 trailer for E3 next year. That would be better.
rise and shine was control and not half life














