Yeah we’re sludge merchants. We’re grime-pilled slop heads. If that coffee doesn’t taste like, share the same color as, or flow as slow as 20 year old motor oil I don’t want it.
I want ground beans at the bottom of the cup black as night. I want to cough like I’m drowning after the first sip. If I look like a complete person aftwards: it’s not bad enough. There better be asphalt and rubber cutting the grounds they use.
That’s real America right there. None of this hands-in-the-ass drinking a pumpkin bullshit. Wake up thirsty, start your day ruined. If you can’t work through the IBS you don’t want it enough.
Also 1960s McDonald’s probably had the most horrendous coffee imaginable lmao
Yeah we’re sludge merchants. We’re grime-pilled slop heads. If that coffee doesn’t taste like, share the same color as, or flow as slow as 20 year old motor oil I don’t want it.
I want ground beans at the bottom of the cup black as night. I want to cough like I’m drowning after the first sip. If I look like a complete person aftwards: it’s not bad enough. There better be asphalt and rubber cutting the grounds they use.
That’s real America right there. None of this hands-in-the-ass drinking a pumpkin bullshit. Wake up thirsty, start your day ruined. If you can’t work through the IBS you don’t want it enough.
i bet it tasted great with cigarettes tho