A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a mans hat.
The heart of Hernan Cortez
there’s one in the fridge
:( but it’s ollld
At least someone had it. I’ve been looking for Columbus Heart forever, but no one has it! I’m starting to think it doesn’t exist…
1 job that pays the bills plis

get me one reunification of the Korean peninsula if they’re in stock
All they have is “American backed reunification”, is that okay?
Only as a dessert after an American revolution
yea im all out of instant coffee thanks. oh and some chips would be nice
Pack of smokes, thanks pops!
Okra
Please :)
carrot
Labubu Dubai chocolate
Yeah uuuhhh could you get me some Takis? I’m in the mood for something spicy and salty.
Gluten free gluten
We’re out of headlight fluid
Dude lettuce
MAN VEGETABLES
The heads of my enemies
I will serve them with sea salt and a little bit of thyme
Trust me, rosemary really brings out the umami flavor more
I could go for a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich.
















