• FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago
    He got the heart disease by snorting OxyClean, mistaking it for cocaine

    He actually died from a brain bleed caused by a suitcase to the noggin

    GO TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN YOU GET A HEAD INJURY!