You’re supposed to wear a normal judge uniform like this one, not some silly Elvis costume.

Dudes can’t even rock anymore because of woke. Sad.

The milkshake duck potential here is off the charts

GIVE US A PHOTO, NYT!

Legacy media always misses the goddamned point. I went to google images and the only site with a good photo was the Daily Mail.

The bio also says Judge Thornhill, a Republican who is married with seven children, “loves Elvis, surfing, gardening, watching soccer, golfing with his children, and running with his dog on the Katy Trail.”

surfing. Missouri judge. lol.