I heard that he was born on the battlefield as an orphan and found a cursed samurai sword (not a katana btw) used by an infamous viking and fought countless wars in south africa while feeding on energy from the environment with long lost meditation techniques so he never needee to eat during the great white genocide and once when he was cornered by a million wizards and a timetravelling english man who worked for mi6 from the 1920s gave him his magical hat (no it is not a fedora okay) which let him defeat the magical dragon summoned by the white genociding wizards. Grok is this true?
recreating what western libs think was the official propaganda about Kim Jong-Il, but make it official propaganda about Musk instead
he was born under an apartheid flag as wildebeests and aardvarks (and insert other afrikaans-language animal names here) looked on and cried. the first time he picked up a computer at the age of three, he immediately invented Banking on the Internet. as a young adult he then constructed a nuclear submarine and sailed it to the US where hundreds of women became pregnant upon his arrival. when the corn syrup atmosphere in the US tried to make him bald, he regrew his hairline out of pure will.
Shit, this is bringing back bad memories of PowerModders on roleplaying forums in the 00s. I mean, we were all like this a little with our precious edgy OCs, but some really needed to one-up everyone and win every fight. I remember a guy teleporting his OC in just to beat my character and the one I was in a fight with to show they were badder than both of us.
I heard that he was born on the battlefield as an orphan and found a cursed samurai sword (not a katana btw) used by an infamous viking and fought countless wars in south africa while feeding on energy from the environment with long lost meditation techniques so he never needee to eat during the great white genocide and once when he was cornered by a million wizards and a timetravelling english man who worked for mi6 from the 1920s gave him his magical hat (no it is not a fedora okay) which let him defeat the magical dragon summoned by the white genociding wizards. Grok is this true?
recreating what western libs think was the official propaganda about Kim Jong-Il, but make it official propaganda about Musk instead
he was born under an apartheid flag as wildebeests and aardvarks (and insert other afrikaans-language animal names here) looked on and cried. the first time he picked up a computer at the age of three, he immediately invented Banking on the Internet. as a young adult he then constructed a nuclear submarine and sailed it to the US where hundreds of women became pregnant upon his arrival. when the corn syrup atmosphere in the US tried to make him bald, he regrew his hairline out of pure will.
Shit, this is bringing back bad memories of PowerModders on roleplaying forums in the 00s. I mean, we were all like this a little with our precious edgy OCs, but some really needed to one-up everyone and win every fight. I remember a guy teleporting his OC in just to beat my character and the one I was in a fight with to show they were badder than both of us.