Shiddin and pissin all over the place.
“Columbus shouldn’t be judged by the standards of today”
People in his day: “yo dude, omg, you gotta stop, wtf”
It’s like doing a startup with some guy you met through friends but all his progress updates are emails about how he tortured and killed entire neighborhoods because they didn’t refer a friend to the app.
“He dared to brave the waters that his cotemporaries dare not to” yeah because they actually did the math and tried to warn him that no circling the earth just to reach India would be too far of a distance to reach safely.
Columbus is just the perfect hero for
because he keeps failing upwards.
humanity famously did not live in the western hemisphere before crackers showed up
It makes a lot more sense when you evaluate that basic thought through the lens of white supremacy, they don’t consider nonwhite people as human
::orbit emoji::
:yea:
Honestly why not just appease all the viking fans and put up a statue of Leif the Lucky.
Hell that might make 'em all shut the fuck up as the bicker amongst themselves over whether vikins or Italians are more based or some shit
Edit: what the fuck Trump don’t steal our bits
I’ll follow this up and say we need to pay respect to real Italian and Italian American heroes like Sacco, Vanzetti, Cacchione and Marcantonio.
article makes it look like zohran said it when it’s coumo that did
is that intentional ?
Stalin was a hero who heightened humanity’s horizons- westoids, show some respect
Mainstream political candidate defending Columbus in the big 25 🥀
“Respect is earned, not owed” mfs really change their tune when they think a brown person isn’t sufficiently worshipping a white man who hates the former.
Love the implication that natives aren’t part of humanity.
He deserves thanks for agreeing to take a long-overdue step to preserve the explorer’s central place in American history and Italian American identity.
Idk put up statues of Tony Sopranos
He was so great we should name his mass migration movement after him. We’ll call it ‘colombusisation’ it rolls off the tongue. Everyone will love it
Colombussyisation
Colombussyfornication
im singing this line next time that fuggen peppers song assaults my ears
wow… so true…
When are we dragging him to central park
Tbf mamdani didn’t say that, the opinion piece is flaming mamdani for disrespecting clumbish
i was referring to whoever said this, who apparently is ash ketcham’s evil twin john ketcham
ny post is cheating