A server seeing this when they go to swipe the bill and just knowing they’re getting fucked on the tip
“No altar, no belief, no holy book… have ever been able to reconcile the rich and the poor, the exploiter and the exploited. And if Jesus himself had to take the whip to chase them from his temple, it is indeed because that is the only language they hear.”
Hell yeah!
That quote goes hard
Jesus died for our sin-terest rates!Anglo Christians can start worshipping Satan and somehow it’ll get normalized and get a pass.
Satan is the arch-nemesis of God, opposite him in every way, which means that Satan must be
- Pro women’s liberation
- Pro LGBT
- Pro communism
- Anti-genocide
- Pro slave revolt
- Anti-colonialist
- Anti-racist
- Environmentalist
- Pro animal liberation
- Merciful
No way Anglo Christians would ever worship that.
at best the kkkhristian god is the real satan and his adherents did the ol’ switcheroo
Yea, like how do you know you’re worshipping the good one? You’ve sure got to excuse a lot more shit with god then Satan.
Reinventing gnosticism leftistly. Welcome back Bogomil, we missed you.
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Jesus didn’t hate the money changers.
He wanted to go into business with them.
Religion is a cancer.
You shall not charge interest on loans to your brother, interest on money, interest on food, interest on anything that is lent for interest.
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The Vatican has been involved in banking for centuries. This is nothing new.
Supply side jesus strikes again
advertising jesus credit card on the website of most annoying atheists? brilliant move
This should turn you into a pillar of salt
TBF, if one was looking to run a Christian-themed financial grift, a credit union is the worst choice to make. Like, it wouldn’t surprise me if there’s some kickbacks on the charity/mission donations, but that’s small potatoes next to a Christian hedge fund or Christian cryptocurrency.
oh fuck we should totally get in on the ground floor with christocoin or some shit
You’re way behind, the pastor who officiated Trump’s inauguration launched a meme coin before the inauguration ended.
Trying to sell the Vatican on a crypto pump-and-dump to pay off the sexual lawsuits in almost every diocese
I actually think the opposite. They don’t need FDIC or to meet other banking regulations. A lot more room for grift.
Papal PayPal?
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