Careful, he’ll hide in his shell if you scare him. No scary stories, I don’t care if it’s October. No candies with red dye in them, it makes him hyper. No cheese either. Please don’t teach him any swears.

And I want him in bed by 8pm

  • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net
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    10 days ago

    no way, last time you asked me to hold something for you, i went to jail for “possession”. i don’t even know what for!