Of course, that makes perfect sense. I’m sorry you’re going through all this with the accusations and everything, it’s totally unacceptable. I’d never acuse you over murdering anyone, unless I was one-hundred percent confident it was you
Uh, one more thing. I noticed in the eulogy you did, you mentioned Charlie coming to Israel? you see, what’s funny about that is that his widow told me Mr. Kirk refused when you made that offer. Now isn’t that strange? Why do you think that is? See, if it was me, and I was passionate about our shared, Judeo-what-was-it values, and the prime minister invites me to tour his beautiful entity, I just can’t think of any reason I would refuse… It makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
"I just don’t get it, Benny. You’re telling me a kid with no political motives, in less than week of planning, stages one of the most notorious and public political assassinations of the decade? And using Grandpa’s rifle? What a shot! How could he have hit someone with such a small face from over a hundred yards away. Gee, I think I’m gonna need your help for this case… You wouldn’t happen to know any fellows who are experts at sniping baby faces, would you?
Please keep doing these columbo bits, I didn’t know I needed this in my life.
Holy fuck