"I just don’t get it, Benny. You’re telling me a kid with no political motives, in less than week of planning, stages one of the most notorious and public political assassinations of the decade? And using Grandpa’s rifle? What a shot! How could he have hit someone with such a small face from over a hundred yards away. Gee, I think I’m gonna need your help for this case… You wouldn’t happen to know any fellows who are experts at sniping baby faces, would you?
Please keep doing these columbo bits, I didn’t know I needed this in my life.
Holy fuck