How this analysis worked: looked at campus map. Saw LGBTQ. Gasped and said “of course it’s so simple”. Measured the distance.
How this analysis worked: looked at campus map. Saw LGBTQ. Gasped and said “of course it’s so simple”. Measured the distance.
Now begins my favorite part of the event, when everyone starts confabulating theories
My favorite theory: I don’t give a shit who did it, they don’t need kudos or anything, they need to get away scot-free
what if a few months go by, no one gets arrested and it fades from memory, and then another high-profile fash gets popped right in the neck again. exact same shot location
then popcorn sales would explode
UlyssesT strikes again!
The T stands for Throat-shot
If they’re a Republican or demonstrably fash or something, it’s much better for the rest of us if they do get caught so that we don’t get blamed for this shit quite as much.
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I know you probably mean he got a hitman, but I’m imagining Donald Trump himself doing exercise for the first time to shoot Charlie Kirk.
The roof stroll makes sense now.
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Personally, I think it was someone who really, really hated the guy standing next to Kirk, but was just a terrible shot.
Ah, the ‘Shooter’ theory
A fantastic shot but the gravitational field of a large dense object affected the bullet trajectory
What if they get caught and their name is Mario
This is Mormon country we’re talking about here; it’s OK to swing for the fences. I’m betting on Wario.
Then may God help us all
Then we start taking bets on whether the next one is Waluigi or Peach