NinaPasadena [she/her, any]

Cognitohazard: look at this photo to go into a murderous rage

Need some 47 emotes

One of us… One of us

Welcome to the resistance Mr DOGE

No idea if anyone else remembers this but before search engines where good and everyone had a smartphone with reliabile internet on it there where services where you could text a number and a human on the other end would research the answer briefly and text you back.

We’re basically just back to that point. Search engines suck so ask the robot (but it’s actually just a guy)

Excellent post comrade

Sorry nan I can’t care for you because I can barely afford my flat… Of course there’s no social services any more so no carers are available. Have you considered joining the RAF? Come on Nan your only 83 that’s young these days!

If outed myself as a fake fan fuck…

Need a Gob Blueth chicken emote…

A coodlle doodle doooo a coooodle doodle doo

Im so confused I thought the parleymentorian had a magic wand that stopped things from passing if they said so… Did they lose it? Did the damn Cheetos steal their wand??

Wait I’m hearing for the first time the parlamentorom is just a guy. Just some dude… That can’t be right or surely the Democrats woulda done stuff…

No definitely lost their wand.

Not surprised. They always on high alert there. You’ve got to go through many layers of security before getting in as a guest including not being allowed to park anywhere nearby. Take a shuttle up. If you drive even mildly out of line nearby you’ll be immediately surrounded by cars coming from places you didn’t see em hiding.

If a drunk driving incident probably the worst place to drive drunk for the driver. If some sort of targeted action… Not at all planned out.

They’re advancing so quickly I can’t keep up yet they’re not going anywhere

Um achkstully it’s only democracy if corporations are never told what, who, or when to do anything. Otherwise it’s authoritarian. Oh put the people in said authoritarian country generally like what their government does and approve of it? That’s just populist authoritarianism. The most evil of all. Now let Exxon in

hey Jack have unlimited support in your genocide.

I fuckin hate you and I hope your opponent wins the election

kill em all get rid of em

wow so revolutionary so correct

I never got a full fursuit but I have a gorilla suit I used to just wear while running around the neighborhood. Good times good times.

I rescue talking cats from pirates in outer space and I have a clone I trapped in wonky space.