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When mom tells me I can have only 1 scoop of ice cream"Would you like another
Extra-Big-Ass Moose Tracks?"
Also, gotta love
’s approach to respecting the indigenous people who lived here: returning the name of the mountain and then copyrighting it for use on dairy treats and trucks 
copyrighting it for use on dairy treats and trucks
Kroger mimicked the military.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
‘Maximum’ is a modifier on ‘fudge’ while ‘extreme’ modifies the whole thing so it’s “Extreme [[maximum fudge] moose tracks]”But for real death to buzz words. ‘Extreme’ ‘private selection’ ‘gourmet’ ‘deluxe’ ‘ultimate’ none of these words mean a goddamn thing shut the fuck uuuuuuuup
- but it’s the fudge maximization that makes it such an extreme example of moose tracks
Extreme Maximum implies that the original Maximum was not, in fact, the maximum, thereby revealing their own deceptionextreme minimum fudge moose tracks didn’t sell as well, but the whole project was able to set hard boundaries on the fudge limits of moose tracks, so i think the research expense was justified
Yeah I’m an extremist,
Ok but the triple fudge brownie is better
Source: eat this brand a lot
I will die on the hill of - just kidding. I won’t die on an ice cream hill. Sometimes I get triple fudge brownie. I usually get what’s on sale - Private Selection, B&J’s, or Häagen-Dazs. Häagen-Dazs lacks chunks so I add a cookie. I wanted to try Denali Mint Moose Tracks. But it only comes in tubs.
I like those gelato pints that they sell too…you know, the good ones. Can’t fucking remember the name. B&Js does a lot of good stuff too. Partial to their smores ice cream.
gelato pints
Talenti?
B&Js does a lot of good stuff too.
It’s the best. The regular price is ridiculous though.
yeah those!
This isn’t extreme enough for me if I’m honest
A rightwing version could be EXPLOSIVE EXTREME because it contains “real gunpowder”.
what is the maximum amount of fudge you can put in there before it stops being ice cream
~10.1111111%
Or so I’ve been told.
I wish it came in pints. I do not want a tub of ice cream in my freezer. I’m fat enough as it is.
going down to the pub to get a pint of ice cream
MAXIMUM EXTREME GUINNESS
I meant that just as a joke but you know…
This is pretty much how they’re advertising the new zero alcohol Guinness
ICE CREAM WITH BEER FLAVOUR
Oi mate, you got a loisense for that there frozen dairy confection?
some advertising person was probably thinking “hmmm how do we make ice cream less gay?”
um actually liking chocolate is gay, because women like chocolate, and liking things that women like is gay
Are moose tracks like cowpies?
no it’s usually a peanutbutter cup
gross
I dunno. Would cowpies be good in ice cream?
For a very specific niche of people yes, for everyone else very much no
This implies the existence of a “Moderate Minimum Fudge Moose Tracks” flavour of ice cream.
I welcome the fudge moose tracks, but only if they’re done in a moderate way, in a reasonable amount.
I do not, for once, invite them to go further
Why is the North American continents highest mountain in the name of this fucking ice cream?
I hate it
Kind of label I’d see on a protein-junkie brand of ice cream.
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