VOLKSSTURM 2.0
Please be final stages of the billionaire war on everyone else. 🙏
If I join ICE, do I get access to guns easier?
Asking for a friend who absolutely would not do some cool shit instead of arresting brown people.
How would they even know it was your friend? It could be anyone under the mask
Is it a desperate attempt to get more ICE agents or is it a desperate attempt to employ people to keep them from rebelling?
I know a lot of young people feeling the pinch as the temporary boost to wages from the lockdown era gets eaten away by inflation and increased cost of living. I won’t be entirely surprised to see if they start considering a $60k+/yr government career and won’t consider the psychological ramifications until it’s too late
Yeah but it’s not the military where they’ll jail you for leaving, it’s just a job you can quit
I’m honestly surprised they’re having trouble recruiting agents in the current state of amerikkka. You’d think many a chud would be lining up.
Our saving grace will be that Americans, especially the reactions ones, are far too lazy to carry out the shit they believe in. There’s no fascist street movement ready to be converted into government sanctioned brown shirts. There’s just very racist dudes on X, the Everything Website, and they’re waiting for AI to solve the Jewish Question.
here’s just very racist dudes on X,
From my experience on Twitter - now X - a lot of them were also Indonesian? So you had a lot of American obsessed racists that don’t even live here.
Nobody wants to work anymore
my guess is no small amount of the people who are into joining the gestapo are too economically comfortable to want to do the work or maybe have characteristics/history that disqualify/dissuade them from federal jobs. the application process to get into the federal job system is very bureaucratic, lengthy, and documentation heavy. it’s something appointed people get to bypass.
it’s also one of the reasons that it’s rough to have a mass exodus of federal workers, because hiring back to capacity, even if the desire is there, is not something that happens quickly.
as big as it is, the federal system is frankly more set up to quickly contract out work than it is to add people.
They’re a bunch of larpers and grifters who will constantly cheer on the gestapo but would never dream of actually getting involved themselves
Not fully sold on the new South Park but this bit hit the nail on the head
The series has always been center-right slop at best but sometimes they hit the right notes
Unlimited funds to recruit freikorps is a pretty good structure test for fascists. Seems they now know their limits.
I don’t know if it’s desperation as much as trying to grow DHS to astronomical size
Can’t wait for the Jojo Rabbit brigades to show up at their classmate’s quinceañera
Volkssturm speedrun
I would like to say something about the appearance of the dog killer lady, but I shouldn’t.