• CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    12 days ago

    Reminds me of Jordan Peterson’s recipe for A5 Kobe beef:

    Take fresh steak, throw it in the freezer, pull it out, put into an air fryer at and bake at 450°F/230°C until medium in the inside, drain the rendered fat, make an “”“au jus”“” with water and salt.

    For a man who subsists almost entirely on beef, he’s horrendously bad at cooking it.

    • (Sorry for the Reddit tier shit but it’s real) I initially misread that as Jordan Peele because I’m hammered, and was like “A-tier bit, how did I miss that episode”. On second glance, Benz is are the devil and JP is the Antichrist. Not only for this, but damn it’s a strong argument.