Just putting the finishing touches on GNAW (Gnaw’s Not A Wheel)
How is it licensed, Jigsaw? Eh? What distro is it from? Is that a fucking Snap wheel?
Snap
Ok, this set me off.
What I hadn’t anticipated in my 20 years away from Linux was not only had teams of unpaid volunteers been beavering away behind the scenes to make everything work better, other much more enthusiastic teams have been thinking up new and exciting ways to break it again.
sudo systemctl stop sawtrapdIs the wheel FOSS? No? Guess I have to then.
“I WOULDN’T BE REINVENTING IT IF THEY DIDN’T FORCE
systemdAXLES ON EVERY WHEEL!!!”This is a poorly designed horror trap. Here, let me help you!
What do you mean developer? As soon as I got a dock so I could actually use my steam deck like a desktop, I started experimenting with everything!
Obviously, I would never escape that trap…
2025 is the Year of the Desktop Reinvented Wheel.
Listen here, “bro”. “Fine” is well below my standard, ok?? The world wasn’t built on “fine”, now was it? No! It wasn’t! ᶠᶦⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶠᶠˢ ⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁽ᵗʳᵃᶦˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘᵐᵇˡᵉˢ⁾
As if I don’t have a stash of previously reinvented wheels to choose from in my personal code. Buuuut, who can resist reinventing the wheel for the 25th time?
rm rf saw
STEP AWAY FROM THE WHEEL!!1!
