Okay so it’s not just that recipe but I’ve also unconsciously been combining that with this recipe (and adding the mayo that the one recipe says is optional, going whole hog with it, the 2 + 1/3 cups of mayo) but like fuck it’s so fucking good. I would have never thought mayonnaise and pasta would be good but like, fuck. I’m about to go eat another whole ass bowl of this shit.

I put in crumbled bacon and cooked ham diced super fine and it’s like just so fucking fucked ass dank like fuck. But you could make this with vegan mayonnaise, and if you wanted to jazz it up they make bacon flavored tofu bits, and like, I’m gonna be real, I’m gonna make this shit at work and it’s about to blow some vegan’s dicks off