Finally…now we can get such riveting articles like “Was That A Gunshot?”, “Anybody Just Hear A Gunshot?” and “Was That Fireworks or A Gunshot?”
my local subreddit?Why are there always planes over my house? I live right next to the airport btw
WATCH OUT:
I saw a latino walking near my car through my doorbell camera. He didn’t do anything but why is he in our neighborhood?
Nextdoor is 50% lost pet posts and 50% Totally Real™ conversations Your Neighbors® are having about their new [walk-in tub/gutter system] that they totally just had installed. I’m sure pumping it full of even more hyperlocal copganda, for our local busybodies to comment the most racist shit imaginable on, will round it out nicely!
Help! I lost my pet at night in an area well-known to have coyotes roaming around, let me know if you find them! By the way I lost them 5 years ago but I’m posting it now for some reason.
Was that a gunshot? Anybody hear the gunshot? Posted from my iPhone 7/4
Dangerous looking
blacksuspicious individual outside walking menacingly, keep your doors locked folksCrakkkers on next door when they see a PoC in their neighborhood
I already have my local Facebook group, I don’t need another thing you just described
Top Ten Loud Booms In Your Area
My sibling used to live in a rural area with a gun range a mile or two away and said there were frequent posts asking if anyone had heard it.
The company announced a partnership Tuesday with more than 3,500 local news providers who will regularly contribute material to the app.
You’re right to be paranoid. That brown child you posted about walking down the street was trying to rob you and murder your family.
I hate this site, racist watchdog, sound the alarm, who is in the neighborhood reporting forum.
there are local news providers?
They’re mouthpieces for whatever coalition of ruling families exist in a given area. Those people don’t need fucking Nextdoor.
such a trash ass app… almost 0 redeeming value
It’s fun to shitpost on there at least
The “what are those Black kids doing” app?
I signed up a while ao.
What I expected: Constant racist paranoia
What I got: Constant posts about coyotes
Innovations in crime-wave copaganda
