Born to Squint, Forced to See ⚜️
You see, me and the boys get a whole lot of pleasure out of educatin’ anyone who so much as looks at us funny. Big Earl here’s got a masters in sociology from Vanderbilt, and nothin’ makes Big Earl madder’n generational cycles of systemic violence
Chiching Ping isnt his name, but that is hilarious
Its Xi Jinping
The subpoena, which was posted on X by archive.today on October 30, was sent by the FBI to Tucows, a popular Canadian domain registrar. It demands that Tucows give the FBI the “customer or subscriber name, address of service, and billing address” and other information about the “customer behind archive.today.”
“THE INFORMATION SOUGHT THROUGH THIS SUBPOENA RELATES TO A FEDERAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION BEING CONDUCTED BY THE FBI,” the subpoena says. “YOUR COMPANY IS REQUIRED TO FURNISH THIS INFORMATION. YOU ARE REQUESTED NOT TO DISCLOSE THE EXISTENCE OF THIS SUBPOENA INDEFINITELY AS ANY SUCH DISCLOSURE COULD INTERFERE WITH AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION AND ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAW.”
Gotta love how the FBI is stupid enough to think that it has jurisdiction over a Canadian company
The stock market is too busy snorting pure rails of AI hype to realize its about to get smoked by a train
I thought the issue was that the door was missing the bolts intended to hold it in place?
Why would they need a full redesign? Would that not be likely to lead to even more fuckups on the line producing the planes?
Summer/Winter contrast for good measure
Absolute mad lad
Me: “It’s the Irish for Arsenio”
Guy: “Right, right. I know it.”
Me: “Ha, do you get a lot of rude ones?”
Guy: “All the time, sir.”
Me: “What’s the rudest one you’ve had?”
(Guy thinks for literally 15 seconds)
Guy: “Probably fatpussy sir.”
According to the article, Klarna posted a nearly $100M loss in Q1. So I suppose people just keep doing what theyre doing, at the expense of their own credit I guess
Characterizing this as the lender’s fault is kind of silly though. Were talking about people buying door dash and cochella tickets on 0% interest credit. If anything its surprising the lenders are stupid enough to offer that in the first place. If you buy door dash on those terms and dont pay it back on time, its hard to see that as predatory in any way. Thats not remotely similar to a subprime loan on a car or a payday loan
So far, the level of similarities between the current era and the depression era are truly insane.
We have: Mexican Repatriation vs the current mass deportations
Crony Capitalism
A massive real estate bubble that no one is working to cool off
Tariff policies fucking with the economy
Massive speculation in a virtually unregulated crypto industry, fraught with the same schemes that the financial tools implemented after the depression were intended to prevent from happening again
Literally the only saving graces we have at this point are the Fed and the FDIC, or people would have been starving in the street with wheelbarrows full of cash by now
If you asked AI “how to cause the great depression a second time” it would probably tell you to do everything they are doing
For those playing along at home, the answers are:
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Anyone have a cute lil archive?
Whats hilarious about this is that senior commanders would be more likely to have “girls” names considering names tend to flip back and forth gender-wise. Any young Lindsay you meet today will likely be a girl, meanwhile you have old dudes like Lindsay Graham in the senate
Leslie is another one
Everybody should read How to Hide an Empire by Daniel Imerwhar. Its an incredibly well written book that features interesting history about how the US has both built an empire while also masquerading as an anti-imperial nation
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