The king is a puppet of a dictatorial deity. The solution is to overthrow god.

Circlet of human perfection, but the creator had a really niche fetish.

“Your mom went down like a bitch, and you will too.”

Are we just not doing phrasing anymore?

I remembered there being an exception for artifacts in the antimagic field description, but it turns out it’s confusingly worded.

This section excludes artifacts:

Spells and other magical effects, except those created by an artifact or a deity, are suppressed in the sphere and can’t protrude into it.

But this one doesn’t:

Magic Items: The properties and powers of magic items are suppressed in the sphere.

Is Moradin’s hammer an artifact, could that be used for magical shenanigans inside the anti-magic field?

Oof

You say that, but IIRC there are official DnD statements that gods do not have statblocks because they are too powerful for mortals to even try to fight. They renamed the Tiamat statblock to Aspect of Tiamat for precisely this reason.

I’m naked and I’m far from home

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Blahaj

Why would Konsi play with such a handicap?

3. Secretly she wants to lose.