

“look alright I’m sorry about the petty fraud thing but I was a victim of sexism. They wouldn’t let me have equal access to the accounts, which can only be explained by an old boys club (look I said I’m sorry about the fraud thing, alright?!)”
I was ready for another smear campaign, so at this point it seems obvious that this whole fiasco is a media set-up. Either ZS is a hostile plant playing the long game to discrete the left, or the email list has been hacked and all this is coming from Russian bots.
We’ve clearly passed the stage of things needing to be realistic or evidenced, I give up. This is a deliberate farce to test the faithful, Davids Attenborough and Bowie founded the party and are taking to announce their little jest soon, musk is lashing out on anger because he only has weeks to live after being infected by a rat bite, and those surgery rumours about Zuckerberg are true.
It doesn’t matter. I’m going to do all the right things and follow the rules, but nobody can stop me concocting am alternative reality and it’s going to be more ridiculous and imaginative every time I see nonsense like this.
If we make it as a country, probably invest in the mental health market. I suspect it’ll have a lot of business

Jesus, are people using the Express as a reliable source of anything nowadays?