Everyone is always banging on about how we need more affordable housing in this country, but I never hear anyone making the case for building more unaffordable housing. Thank goodness for these maverick developers, doing what needs to be done. Not all heroes wear capes.

True, we never use the word mayonnaise, and mayonnaise is not vastly more popular than salad cream.

Oh wait.

Oh FFS, the problem with this government’s authoritarian bullshit is that it’s authoritarian bullshit, not that they’re using it against the wrong target.

Well I was delighted when I went to my private doctors only to find it had been turned into A Pub!

And they were showing my favourite TV channel, CBBC.

They’d better be careful. Damaging the paintwork of such a valuable piece, in order to further their message (the state is not violent) meets all of the criteria for terrorism, as I understand it.