• SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 days ago

    The losing contestants will go home with “iconically American” prizes, including a million American Airlines points, a $10,000 Starbucks gift card, and a lifetime supply of 76 gasoline.

    I can’t tell if this is satire or not

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      2 days ago

      Hey chat can you help me balance the budget?

      • $0 for education
      • $0 for infrastructure
      • $0 for medicine
      • $17,121 to deport someone
      • $10,000 on Starbucks gift cards
      • 45,000 gallons of gas starting at $4.17 per gallon

      Really struggling with this.

    • hello_hello [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      1 day ago

      Imagine being a losing contestant, getting your million american airline points, and then getting deported to el salvador anyway when you try to use them.

      USAmerican culture is vacation, starbucks and cars.